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spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
losey0urmind:

went on this 11 times in one day when the park was sooo empty, just stayed on it as there was no queues

art-books-and-everything:

true friendship is still being friends despite being in different hogwarts houses  

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 cry cry cry dont want to go to work

pyreclaws:

prettyinpinkprep:

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

You are the best role model what are you talking about

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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karkock:

IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I

(Source: rareity, via pinky---promise)

paula-valeria:

fatefellshortthistoime:

“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life

woah

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shutupmerlin:

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.  

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: fathersollux, via amyzitahoward)

painterbaker:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: dellycartwright, via the-whole--truth)

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

katelynpossible:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

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sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

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